You asked for a video tour of our place? You got it, kids! And you’ll regret you ever asked when you realize it’s been 9 minutes, and the thing is still playing. Put the kids to bed, grab some popcorn, and cuddle up for the most boring film of the season!
I throw myself at your mercy for how stupidly excited I am for all the cabinets and closets in our place. In hindsight, I’m a little or a lot embarrassed of my narrarating. I doubt MTV cribs will be calling me to host if they ever reboot.
Mostly this vid is for our moms, aunts, sisters, and best girlfriends. If I had added a credit reel, I would have acknowledged you all there 🙂